Melvin's Birthday Party

SO, It's Sunday night and you've had a great weekend.
You got the errands done.
You ran in the park.
Ready for work tomorrow.
But, your not quite ready to call it a weekend just yet. OK. We've got the answer.
Four hours of more fun than you've had since they put extra whitener in oriole cookies.
Melvin's Birthday Party. 7PM 11PM
Join us for a casual yet upscale social mixer. Here's what to expect.
MUSIC! The key to any party. More recognizable tunes since you bought that dam karaoke machine! Classic 70's. Sing along 80's. Every party tune you ever heard of. Tre' hip? I don't think so. Hip hop fans please head down town. An opportunity to meet someone new. REALLY!. Not just another hum drum experience hoping and waiting to make a connection. Whether platonic, romantic or hedonistic. Every attendee will receive half a playing card and before the night is over, we expect you to find the other half. The first to do so will be crowned, king and queen of the prom. OK, really they will win a top shelf bottle of wine. But, think of the fun you will have trying. There will be Trivia, games and silly prizes.

Even though there will be much silliness to get involved in, if you want to just chill and watch the other idiots, this is the place. For those more adventurous, you will have the opportunity to dance, sing, and play silly games. HAVE I GOT YOUR ATTENTION YET!?

Here's the best part: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE. For the first 50 people who sign and confirm before May 10th.
To qualify. You must e-mail us direct with a verifiable e-mail address and phone number. That is the only way you will recieve the secret password.If you don't, you will be removed form the list. After that;
$1.00 until May 12th
$2.00 unitll May15th
$3.00 until May 18th
$4.00 until May 21st
$5.00 until May 24th
$6.00 untill May27th
$10 after that. Because you were silly enough not to recognize a a bargain when you see one. To confirm your cheapo admission. you must RSVP yes and submit payment via the Pay Pal Link.